| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Proposed Giant
Space Elevator Eliminates Need for Rockets
“Third Floor - Menswear, Fourth Floor - Ladies
Lingerie, Four-Thousandth Floor - Low Earth Orbit.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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People More Likely to Blame
Video Games for Mass
Shootings if Suspect White
More likely to blame mental illness if
suspect a white supremacist. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Professors Must
Entertain Students to Keep
Them Off YouTube
Some have resorted to bringing their
cat to class. |
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| SPORTS |
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Man Runs First Marathon
In Under Two Hours
And still misses his plane. |
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NBA Now Requires Teams to
List Players' Accurate Heights
Can still fudge their age, weight, marital status. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The U.S. Government warns people
against using what after a nuclear
explosion? |
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A ) |
Antiperspirant |
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B ) |
Mouthwash |
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C ) |
Conditioner |
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D ) |
Sunscreen |
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E ) |
Moisturizer |
| Hint: If and when
there's a nuclear war try shampooing less often. |
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| FACTOID |
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Survey: Average American
Hasn't Made a New Friend
In 5 Years
Finds other average Americans not worth
getting to know. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 5,000-Year-Old
Metropolis Uncovered in Israel
Beneath it, a 10,000-year-old metropolis. |
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