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TECHNOLOGY
Boston Dynamics's Robotic Dog Headed to Cirque du Soleil
If successful, entire troupe may be replaced by robots.
Facebook Spent $500 Million to Buy Mind-Reading Technology Startup
Looking to spend even more on soul-sucking startup.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: “Machiavellian-Like” Teens Most Popular in High School
Machiavelli himself was voted “Most Likely to Succeed” by his high school classmates.
 
TRAVEL
Japan Airlines Offers Seat
Map Showing Location of
Children Under 2

So those who prefer a seat next to a screaming baby don't have to rely on luck.
FEATURE
As of March, there were only 2,153 of these in the world.
  A ) White Rhinos
  B ) Great White Sharks
  C ) Billionaires
Hint: they're mostly white, and often vicious, but they're not threatened.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Finally, a Wearable Chair!
Sit anywhere, then get up and go sit somewhere else. The Wearable Chair's obvious convenience should make it an enormous hit, like the umbrella hat. From the makers of The Wearable Toilet. $49.95, at Umbrella Hat Overstock.

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