| PEOPLE |
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 Sarah Sanders
to Write Book About Her Stint as
White House Press Secretary
Working title: Everything But the Truth. |
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 Pence Defends
Staying at Trump Properties at
Taxpayers' Expense
And wearing Trump suits, eating Trump
steaks, drinking Trump water, and using
Trump cologne. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Walmart Asks Shoppers Not
to Carry Firearms Openly
in Stores
Especially if they're mentally ill. |
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 Harley-Davidson
Unveils First Line of Bicycles
Aimed at healthier, eco-friendly Hells Angels. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Technology Blamed for
Lower Patience Thresholds
Instant gratification not fast enough. |
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Breakthrough: AI System
Passes Eighth-Grade
Science Test
Despite numerous distractions from
other AI systems taking test. |
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 New Theory About
Loch Ness Monster: Might Be Giant Eel
Either way, don't swim there. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Daily Serving of Nuts
May Improve Sexual Function
in Men
Ask your wife if nuts are right for you. |
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Survey: Adults Think
About Sex 8 Times Per
Day on Average
Many claim it's due to all the nuts
they've been eating. |
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