| PEOPLE |
 |
Video Emerges
of Trump, Epstein Ogling Girls
at Mar-a-Lago Party
At one point Trump can be seen saying to
Epstein, I'm not a fan of yours. |
|
| |
| MEDIA |
 |
Study: Hate Speech on Twitter
Predicts Actual Hate Crimes
Previous unnecessary studies came to
same conclusion. |
| |
| BUSINESS |
 |
Disney Heiress Goes Undercover at
Disneyland, Livid at Worker Pay,
Conditions
Finds gaunt, sickly Goofy eating out of park
trash cans, while Snow White turns tricks
after park closes. |
| |
| CONSUMER NEWS |
 |
Arby's Counters
Impossible Burgers With Carrots Made From Meat
Already a big hit with closet carnivore
vegans. |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
 |
Study: Chimps Bond With
Each Other as Well as
People After Watching
Film Together
Surprising change in relationship observed
after they all watch Planet of the Apes. |
 |
AI Solves Rubik's Cube in
Fraction of a Second
But can't solve mystery of life, yet. |
| |
Millions Plan
to Storm Area 51 on September 20th
Many claiming to be relatives of extraterrestrials
held there. |
|
|
| |
 |
Study: Fish Can Recognize
Themselves in a Mirror
But have trouble remembering each other's names. |
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
 |
Study: Swearing Increases Pain
Tolerance by One Third
Punching wall while swearing evens
things out. |
|