| PEOPLE |
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 Deepfake Video
of Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg
Presents Him With a Choice
To remove altered videos, or to cede control
of Facebook to fake Mark Zuckerberg (above),
who people seem to like more. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Report: Mnuchin
Delayed Harriet Tubman $20 Bill
for “Technical Reasons”
She wasn't technically an old white man. |
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Report: General Motors May
Bring Back Electric Hummer
Although you'll need your own windfarm
to charge it. |
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 Facebook Announces
Own Cryptocurrency
Its value will fluctuate based on likes. |
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| MEDIA |
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YouTube Might Start Hiding Comments
“90% Russian trolls, social media pros, head
cases,” explains spokesperson. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Two Earth-Like Planets Discovered
Around Star 12.5 Light-Years Away
Could be longterm solution to our trash problem. |
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Mars Rover Detects Conditions
Ideal for Life
Sends message: “Come on down.” |
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 Researchers Find
3,000-Year-Old Bagels
To their horror, one of them is cinnamon raisin. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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British Heart Foundation: Drinking
25 Cups of Coffee a Day Not Harmful
Although, if you have to disarm a bomb or do
brain surgery, you may want to switch to decaf. |
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NIH Study: Leaving TV on While
Asleep May Make You Gain Weight
However, no evidence turning TV off
while you sleep makes you lose weight. |
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