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PEOPLE
Dozens of Students, Faculty Walk Out on Mike Pence Commencement Address
Those that stayed were glued to their seats — literally.
 
TRAVEL
Tennessee: National Enquirer
Amusement Park Recreates
Princess Diana's Death

Also featured: Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, Monica Lewinsky's blue dress.
 
BUSINESS
Burger King's Meatless “Impossible Burger” Coming to More Cities
Along with their “Unfeasible Fries.”
  Paris: Fake Masterpieces to
Go Up for Sale at Auction

Chance to buy a Renoir at Xavier Cugat prices.
SCIENCE
Study: Some Wasps Capable of Logical Reasoning
Some WASPs are not.
Report: DNA More Important to Personality, Exam Results, Future Income Than Upbringing
Even if your father gave you $413 million.
Advances in Artificial Intelligence Could Lead to Joke- Writing Robots
Netflix has ordered 1500 robot-written comedy pilots.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Eating Processed Foods
Leads to Weight Gain

Control group that ate nothing but fresh fruits and vegetables did much better than group that ate nothing but Twix.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Dome Containing Nuclear Waste
In Marshall Islands Cracking
Due to Rising Seas

Fortunately, Energy Secretary Rick Perry is a terrific dancer.

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