| PEOPLE |
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 Cohen
Threatened High Schools, Colleges, and
the College Board About Releasing Trump's
Grades, SAT Scores
Said Trump's high school guidance counselor
“sleeps with the fishes.” |
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 Ivanka: “People
Prefer to Earn Their Own Money”
Earned hers the old-fashioned way:
she inherited it. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump Loan Application to
Deutsche Bank Listed “Brand
Value” as $4 Billion Asset
Don't forget to include your brand value next time
you apply for a loan. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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 Michael Jackson's
Neverland Ranch Gets New Name,
Much Lower Selling Price
New name: NeverAgainLand. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Russian Navy Has New Weapon
That Makes Targets Hallucinate, Vomit
It's also available as a cleanse from Goop. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Buddhist
Deity to Preach in Japanese Temple
Trying to help Japanese robots achieve enlightenment. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Pedestrian Fatalities at
An All-Time High
You hardly see them anymore. |
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 Study: Fast-Food
Menus Even More Unhealthy Now
Than 30 Years Ago
Did somebody say single-payer healthcare? |
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Study: Spending Just 20 Minutes
At a Public Park Boosts Happiness
Any longer and you'll be arrested for vagrancy. |
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