| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Hanoi Barbershop
Offering Kim, Trump Haircuts
For those who like to be teased relentlessly. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Apple, Google Criticized for App That
Lets Saudi Men Track Their Wives
“In the wrong hands,” they warn,
“this app could be used by wives to track
their husbands.” |
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| BOOKS |
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Just Out: The Threat: How the
F.B.I. Protects America in the Age of
Terror and Trump, by Andrew McCabe
Look for it in the “Trump White House Tell-All
Memoirs” section of your favorite bookstore. |
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| SPORTS |
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 NFL Makes
Big Settlement With Colin Kaepernick
as His Lawyer Predicts He'll Be Playing
Soon
On a team he just bought. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The 25th Amendment outlines
a succession plan if a president: |
| A ) | Becomes incapacitated |
| B ) | Resigns |
| C ) | Dies |
| D ) | Is revealed to be
acting as an agent of Russia |
| Hint: or Mars. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Calls for “Retribution”
Against Saturday Night Live
Asks Joe Piscopo to send anthrax to Lorne Michaels. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 El Chapo
Action Figure Flying Off Shelves
Realistic, meticulously detailed, filled from
head to toe with cocaine. |
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