| PEOPLE |
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 97-Year-Old Prince
Philip Behind Wheel in Auto Accident
Buckingham Palace says he “spun out”
and “lost control” of his vehicle while
street racing. |
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 Doctors Declare
RBG Cancer-Free
She's been cleared to play backup point
guard for Washington Wizards. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Oscars May Go Host-Free After
Kevin Hart Controversy
If they could also get rid of the acceptance
speeches, would be a great show. |
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| MEDIA |
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 Fake Washington
Post Appears on Newsstands
Identical to Washington Post except
with salacious details of Bezos divorce. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Amazon Makes
Vest for Their Warehouse Workers That
Tells Robots a Human is Nearby to Avoid
Collisions
More sophisticated model will tell robots if
human is a union member. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 More Scientists
Advocate Building Space Elevator
Abandon plans for stairway to heaven. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA Nominee Rates Climate Change
“Eight or Nine” on a Scale of 10
Rates closure of a coal mine “a 10.” |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Genes Account for 40% of
Our Health, Environment 60%
Although you could be hit by a truck at any time. |
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