| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Goop Gift Guide
Includes Entire Spanish Village for $172,910
Complete with furious taxpaying villagers. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Hillary Advises Europe to Stop
Accepting Immigrants
Suggests separating children from their mothers
at the border. |
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| LAW |
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WilmerHale, Former Firm of
Robert Mueller, Now Represents
Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner,
Paul Manafort
Who figure it's not what you've done, it's who you know. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Future May Mean
Non-Contact Flag Football
And some way of compensating thousands
of unemployed hippopotamus-sized adults. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Mississippians confront race issues
in Tuesday's Senate run-off election. How comfortable
are they about these issues today? |
| A ) | Very comfortable. |
| B ) | More comfortable than
they were 70 years ago. |
| C ) | Not at all comfortable. |
| Hint: recently opened museum about state's
racial issues has no flagpole outside, to avoid issue of
Confederate symbol on state flag. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Leaning Tower
of Pisa Slowly Losing Its Lean
Engineers predict that by 2040 it will have
no tourists whatsoever. |
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