| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Found: One of
Only 100 “Inverted Jenny” Stamps
On envelope marked “postage due.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Pentagon Now
Has Tooth Mics for Invisible, Hands-Free
Radio Calls
Soldiers warned: don't talk with food in your mouth. |
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| WEATHER |
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“1000-Year” Storms
Batter Both Hemispheres
For third year in a row. |
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| BOOKS |
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 Author of How to
Murder Your Husband Charged
With Murdering Husband
After signing deal for next book, How to
Cook Your Husband. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of these is true about
both Pinnocchio and Donald J. Trump? |
| A ) | Each is a
president and lies all the time. |
| B ) | Each is a
puppet and is honest all the time. |
| C ) | Each is a
puppet and lies all the time. |
| Hint: think Putin, not Gepetto. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope's Popularity Plummets
Amidst Sex Abuse Scandal
He's polling lower than the Devil. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Longest Nonstop
U.S. Route, Boston- Hawaii, Announced
It's one-way only, since there's no demand for
return flights. |
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