| TECHNOLOGY |
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High Speed Rail Project Connecting
LA With San Francisco 11 Years
Behind Schedule, $44 Billion
Over Budget
Hey, nobody's perfect. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Melania's Parents Granted U.S.
Citizenship Via Chain Migration
Trump to base: I did everything I could
to keep it from happening. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Betsy DeVos Weakens Regulations
on For-Profit Colleges
Diplomas no longer have to be worth paper they're printed on. |
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| POLITICS |
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Recent Poll of House Preferences:
College-Educated White Women Favor
Democrats by 47 Points
But their husbands are Republicans. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of Omarosa's Revelations
has most upset Americans? |
| A ) | Trump used the word
nigger many times. |
| B ) | His daughter-in-law
offered her $15,000 a month in hush money. |
| C ) | He chewed up a
piece of paper to keep it from Presidential record-keepers. |
| Hint: eating paper, eeeew! |
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| RELIGION |
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Megachurch to Investigate Pastor
Facing Sex Abuse Allegations
Mega sex abuse, according to victims. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Laura Ingraham:
Immigrants Destroying The America We
Know and Love
Where everyone looks like me. |
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