| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Finally, A Walking
Plant!
This robotic wonder follows the sun all day long,
and at night scares away unwanted pests and
small children. Also great for growing pot in states
where it's illegal. $149, at Big Shop of Horrors. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Facebook Aggressively Pushing
Facial Recognition Technology
To help Russian trolls reach potential Trump voters. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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China Bans Videos of People
Crinkling Paper, Eating Ice,
Other Displays of “Sensuality”
Critics point out, “If you outlaw eating
ice, only outlaws will eat ice, etc.” |
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| LAW |
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Former Driver Sues Trump
For More Than 3,000
Hours of Overtime
Most of it waiting outside Beverly Hills Hotel. |
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| What is this? |
“Errrrrgggggahhh.”
“It is what it is.”
“I'll leave the political punditry
to others.”
“He has a style.”
“Lots of things to do.” |
| A ) | Responses from Russians
when asked about Stalin. |
| B ) | Responses from American
loyalists in the Colonies in 1776 when asked about King George. |
| C ) | Responses from Republican
Senators to Trump attacking our European allies in Brussels. |
| Hint: it's what you say when you're afraid of losing the House. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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UK: An Angry Trump Poses
For Photographers
Or is it a balloon? |
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