PEOPLE |
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Justice Kennedy
Announces His Retirement
Says he's looking forward to lifetime membership
at Mar-a-Lago given to him by “a secret
admirer.” |
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MEDIA |
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Sean Spicer
Shopping Talk Show
Tentative title: “Liar's Club.” |
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BUSINESS |
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GE Selling Off Non-Core Businesses
Including GE Perfume, GE Stool Softener. |
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Tariffs Force Harley-Davidson
to Build Factory in Europe
Hells Angels relocating to Düsseldorf. |
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Amazon to Fund
Anyone With New Delivery System
Like self-delivery. |
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SCIENCE |
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Algorithm Solves Rubik's Cube
Without Human Input
When humans offered to help, algorithm laughed. |
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Trash Piling Up
on Mt. Everest
Making world's tallest mountain even taller. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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More Articles Warn About
Effects of Sitting Too Much
Sitting while reading more articles about sitting too much. |
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WHO: “Gaming Disorder”
Now Classified as Mental
Health Condition
Formerly classified as “fun for the whole family.” |
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POLL |
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44% Think We're Headed for
Another Civil War
They've already bought their guns and ammo. |
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