| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Beyoncé, Jay-Z
Shoot Video in Louvre
Mona Lisa almost cracks a smile. |
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FBI Pieces Together Shredded Documents
Seized From Michael Cohen
To see if it's merely “confetti”
as Cohen maintains. |
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| EDUCATION |
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College Board Slammed for
Proposed AP World History
Exam That Begins at 1450 AD
Greek, Roman, Visigoth scholars apoplectic. |
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| LAW |
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New York City to Only
Issue a Ticket for Smoking
Pot in Public
Replaces old policy of arrest, imprisonment after
planting it in back seat of your car. |
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| POLITICS |
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Starbucks CEO Steps Down, Rumored
Contemplating 2020 Presidential Run
Howard Schultz's campaign slogan: “Wake up,
America.” |
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Numerous Sources: Pence,
Everyone Else in White House
Call Mrs. Pence “Mother”
No source needed to figure out what everyone
in White House calls Pence. |
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| FACTOID |
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Deaths Now Outnumber Births Among
Whites in Most States
In other words, more Trump voters are dying
than being born. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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| Trump Signs Order Reversing
His Own Policy of Separating. |
 Children From Their Parents
Hated to sign it, but wants another Nobel Prize. |
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