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PEOPLE
Karthik Nemani Becomes 11th Straight South Asian-American to win National Spelling Bee
No longer an anommily.
Syria's Bashar al-Assad to Visit
North Korea's Kim Jong-un

Hopes to pick up some bargains at Kim's upcoming nuclear and chemical weapons garage sale.
 
MEDIA
Spygate, Roseannegate, Trump-Kim Bromance Absorb Public's Attention
Federal agents ripping crying babies from their screaming mothers' arms goes mostly unnoticed.
 
BUSINESS
New York Times: California's
Economy Has Skyrocketed,
But Paralyzed by Traffic
Gridlock, High Housing Costs

Made tolerable by legalized marijuana, great weather, right to die legislation.
SCIENCE
Gene That Led to Brain Growth In Humans Identified
It's being rushed to Washington.
 
Scientists Build Microscopic House Invisible to Naked Eye
It's already drawn interest from family of subatomic particles.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bad News: Most Popular
Vitamin, Mineral Supplements
Provide No Health Benefit

Great news: dark chocolate consumption reduces stress and inflammation.
 
TRENDS
Study: Thanksgiving Gatherings Briefer After 2016 Election
Eat, fight, go home.

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