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 Michael Flynn Has
Nothing But High Praise for Trump
in New Book
Titled Pardon Me, tome is in stores now. |
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Incoming NRA President
Oliver North Blames School
Shootings on Ritalin
And Obamacare, which covers it. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Coming Soon: Bitcoin Trades
On Wall Street
Also video poker, sports betting, Pachinko. |
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Race to Develop Self-Driving Cars
Includes GM's Bolt, Which Has No
Steering Wheel or Pedals
Just on-off button, 24-speaker sound system. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Show Pitting Michael
Avenatti vs. Anthony Scaramucci Being
Pitched to Networks
Its working title: “Sleaze Factor.” |
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| ART |
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 Dutch Art
Dealer's Discovery of Previously Unknown
Rembrandt Backed Up by Experts
If it is by Rembrandt, it's worth a fortune;
if not, it's worthless. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: DIY Biohackers
Taking Gene Editing Into
Own Hands
Explains all the odd-looking characters
wandering around lately. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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CDC Advises: Don't
Swallow the Water in
Hotel Swimming Pools
Hold it in your mouth until you get back
to your room, flush it. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Global Warming Increases Use
Of Air Conditioners, Which
Increases Global Warming
According to a Fedders internal memo. |
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