| PEOPLE |
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Latest CNN Poll:
While Trump's Favorability Still Stuck at 40%,
Melania's Hits 57%
Women sympathize, men fantasize. |
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First Lady Unveils Be
Best Campaign
It sounds better in Slovenian. |
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| BUSINESS |
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AT&T Paid Michael Cohen's Shell
Company $200,000 To Provide Insights
into Understanding New Administration
Specifically, whom to bribe. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Rolls-Royce Unveils
$325,000 SUV
Coming soon: $400,000 Bentley minivan. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Administration Cancels NASA's
Carbon-Monitoring Program
Will rely on citizen carbon monitors. |
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Running Robots Enter Final
Stage of Development
Will deliver small packages for Amazon at speeds
up to 500 miles per hour. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Incels, Involuntary Celibate Men,
Latest Angry Social Movement
Feel discriminated against just because they're assholes. |
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| RELIGION |
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Mormon Church Ends
Association With Boy Scouts
Catholic Church says it's ready to step right in. |
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