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PEOPLE
Trump Supporter Kanye West Says Slavery Was a “Choice”
Holocaust a “career move.”
Washington Post: Trump Passes 3,000 Lie Mark Since He Took Office
Note: oft-repeated “no collusion” only counts once.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Tells Its 330 Million Users to Immediately Change Their Password
Or all their insipid musings could be stolen.
Facebook Introduces Dating
App for its 2 Billion Users

Meet the Russian troll of your dreams.
 
BUSINESS
Dollar Holds Steady Against Euro
But another week of volatility on International Hush Money Exchange.
Good News: Unemployment Drops to 3.9%, Lowest Since 2000
Bad news: Everyone's driving for Uber.
TECHNOLOGY
Robot Waiters, Bussers Replacing Human Food Servers
Pursue acting careers in off-hours.
 
SCIENCE
Despite Budget Cuts, Search
Continues for Signs of
Intelligent Life

Only difference: telescopes now aimed at Nation's Capital.
 
NASA: Latest Mars Mission to Map Interior, Detect Marsquakes
Map out strip malls, subdivisions.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Carbon Dioxide Reaches Highest Atmospheric Level Ever
So it's not you.

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