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MEDIA
  Sinclair Embarrassed as All Its News Anchors Read From Same Script
Owner explains network merely trying to promote upcoming presentation of The Stepford Wives.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“Roseanne” Producer Urges Fans to Ignore Star's Hitler Photo Shoot
Unless it's the only reason they're watching.
 
BUSINESS
Facebook: Most Users' Data Has Been Sold Without Their Permission
But money went to beef up cybersecurity.
Acting Director of Consumer
Financial Protection Bureau
Submits Quarterly Budget of $0,
While Hiring Two Senior Staff
Members at Salaries Over $230,000

Enough to pay hush money to Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal.
SCIENCE
Egyptians Foresaw Climate
Change, Extended Empire 50
Years with Mitigation Measures

But we don't need to do something like that, because we have the power of prayer.
After Her Pet Dog Died, Barbra
Streisand Spent $50,000 to Have
It Cloned

And another $80,000 to clone all her tropical fish.
Elon Musk: “God-Like” AI
Could Doom Mankind to
Eternity of Robot Dictatorship

Could be better than what we have now.
 
Space Hotel to Welcome Guests by 2022 — For $800,000 a Night
Or 3 trillion Hilton Honors points.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Spent Millions on 20-Member Security Team for Pruitt
No longer tasked with protecting environment, agency to be renamed PPA (Pruitt Protection Agency).

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