| MISCELLANEOUS |
 |
15-Year-Old Texas Girl Who
Refused to Enter into Forced
Marriage Beaten by Family,
Who Also Threw Hot Oil on Her
They really liked this guy. |
| |
| EDUCATION |
|
Michigan State Dean Who Covered
for Sex Abuser Charged with
Multiple Cases of Sex Abuse Himself
University considers offering advanced degrees
in Sexual Abuse. |
| |
| RELIGION |
|
Pope Denies Report He Said
Hell Doesn't Exist
Claims he said “Hell no,” not “no Hell.” |
| |
| SPORTS |
|
 |
| |
Opening Day: Major League
Baseball Season Begins
Last time mascots' costumes won't smell of sweat, urine. |
|
| FEATURE |
 |
| The Trump Administration is adding
a citizenship question to the census. Why are they doing this? |
| A ) | They just really want
to know if you're a citizen or not. |
| B ) | ICE really wants to know
if you're a citizen or not. |
| C ) | Trump really wants to
know so he can help DACA kids become citizens. |
| Hint: Honestly, this has nothing to do with
deportations and the wall, only a scholarly interest in the subject. |
|
|
|
| |
| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Russian Propaganda
Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads
Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board. |
|
|
