MISCELLANEOUS |
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15-Year-Old Texas Girl Who
Refused to Enter into Forced
Marriage Beaten by Family,
Who Also Threw Hot Oil on Her
They really liked this guy. |
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EDUCATION |
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Michigan State Dean Who Covered
for Sex Abuser Charged with
Multiple Cases of Sex Abuse Himself
University considers offering advanced degrees
in Sexual Abuse. |
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RELIGION |
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Pope Denies Report He Said
Hell Doesn't Exist
Claims he said “Hell no,” not “no Hell.” |
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SPORTS |
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Opening Day: Major League
Baseball Season Begins
Last time mascots' costumes won't smell of sweat, urine. |
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FEATURE |
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The Trump Administration is adding
a citizenship question to the census. Why are they doing this? |
A ) | They just really want
to know if you're a citizen or not. |
B ) | ICE really wants to know
if you're a citizen or not. |
C ) | Trump really wants to
know so he can help DACA kids become citizens. |
Hint: Honestly, this has nothing to do with
deportations and the wall, only a scholarly interest in the subject. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Russian Propaganda
Video Shows Multiple Nuclear Warheads
Descending on Florida
It's quickly put to use by Alabama Tourism Board. |
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