| PEOPLE |
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 Two Popes Meet
They get together regularly to shred archives. |
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 EPA's Pruitt
Says He Flies First Class to Avoid
“Unpleasant” Interactions
With Taxpayers
Prefers company of oil industry lobbyists. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 McDonald's
Drops Cheeseburgers, Chocolate Milk From
Happy Meal Menu
Did somebody say Popeye's? |
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 Employees at Apple's
New Headquarters Getting Injured
Walking Into Glass Walls
Management takes away their iPhones. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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L.L. Bean Ends Longtime
Unlimited Returns Policy
After customer, who had returned a pair of
moccasins for a free replacement every six
months for eighty-two years, dies. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Brawl Reported on Carnival
Cruise Pits Passengers Against
Each Other, Crew
Violence started when afternoon
buffet table ran out of potato salad. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Cancer Expert Warns of Sitting
Too Much, Recommends
Housework as Antidote
Just before his wife got up from her chair and left him. |
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Study: Americans Having Less
Sex Than They Used to
When Hef was still alive. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 EPA Approves
Customized Trucks That Spew Black Smoke
Bans those that don't. |
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