| PEOPLE |
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 RNC Finance
Chairman Accused of Regularly Forcing Employees
to Perform Sex Acts
But raised a ton of money. |
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Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein
if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Medieval
Times Dinner Theater Replaces King With
Queen at All Shows
Downplays reports of Black Plague wiping
out entire audiences in South and Midwest. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Paul Ryan
Deletes His Tweet Touting Secretary
Making $1.50 More a Week
Replaces it with tweet touting CEO making
$1.5 million more a week. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Brain Scan Can Reveal Which
People You're Friends With
And who you're going to vote for. |
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 NASA Developing
Machine That Turns Astronaut Poop Into Food
“Tastes like liverwurst,”
say those who've tried it. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Airport Terminals, Plane
Interiors Crawling with Germs, Bacteria
But flying still safer than a visit to the hospital. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 Scientists
Warn Oceans Filled With Billions of Tons of
Plastic Waste
It's overtaken flotsam, gaining on jetsam. |
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