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MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Credited for Successful Talks Between North, South Korea
Whenever there's a snag, someone shouts “dotard” and everybody laughs.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Scientists Unveil First Bionic
Hand With Sense of Touch

Working on glove for when it gets cold.
Las Vegas: “Smart” Mirrors Latest Sensation at Consumer Electronics Show
They can be programmed to say, “you're the fairest of them all.”
Google App Matches Your Face with Famous Paintings
You might want to seek help if it's The Scream.
Author Michael Wolff says he believes President Trump is having an affair right now in the White House, but doesn't have definitive proof. To whom is he referring?
  A ) Judith Campbell Exner
  B ) Mandy Rice-Davies
  C ) Monica Lewinsky
  D ) Nikki Haley
Hint: The clue is near the end of his book, he says.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Group Proposes 51st State, New California, Made Up of Rural Counties
State would be funded by thousands of speed traps.
Recently Installed Diet Coke Button on President's Desk Next to Nuclear War Button Has Many Worried
Hits Diet Coke button twelve times a day.

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