PEOPLE |
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UK: Princess Michael
of Kent Apologizes for Wearing Racist Brooch
She absentmindedly reached into her racist jewelry drawer. |
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Donald Trump, Jr. Claims Obama, FBI,
CIA Tried to Prevent His Father's Election
And still, Putin won. |
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BUSINESS |
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Apple Reveals Its Software Slows
Down Older iPhones as They Age
And as owner ages without paying $1000 for
new one. |
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Labor Dept. Proposal Would Allow
Restaurants to Keep Workers' Tips,
Use Them as They See Fit
If you thought service at Denny's was slow,
wait until this kicks in. |
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Federal Judge Rules Plaintiffs
Have No Standing in Trump Emoluments Case
“Twenty percent off all hats,” tweets
a relieved Trump. |
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MEDIA |
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42 Journalists Gunned Down
So Far in Mexico This Year
According to unconfirmed rumors. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Chimps Tailor Their
Communication to What Their Audience Knows
Just like TV execs. |
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Fossil of Duck-Like
Dinosaur Discovered
Its terrifying quack kept predators at bay. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Alaska Gets Protection in Tax Bill
Area expanded for Alaskan National Oil Drilling Refuge |
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LIFESTYLE |
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Washington Post: Growing Number
of Urban, Educated Americans
Trading Desk Jobs for Farming
While broke, burned-out American farmers
trade farming for hunting, gathering. |
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