| PEOPLE |
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 Omarosa Fired
From White House Job
New head of African-American outreach: Gary Busey. |
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Politifact Awards “Lie of
the Year” to Trump
And their first Lifetime Achievement Award. |
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| MEDIA |
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USA Today Editorial: Trump “Not
Fit to Clean the Toilets in The Barack Obama
Presidential Library or to Shine the Shoes of
George W. Bush”
However, he is fit to caddy for Ike, push FDR's wheelchair. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Marijuana-Infused Wine to Make
Its Debut in States Where It's Legal
Partly financed by Frito-Lay. |
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Disney Swallows All of Fox,
But Not News Division
Fox News hard to swallow. |
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Delta Adds Bag Fee to European Flights
Will soon phase in On-Time Departure Fee, ticket
pricing based on body weight, pay toilets. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Detects 8th Planet in Solar
System Similar to Ours
In this solar system men are from Kepler 90d,
women from Kepler 90e. |
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Report: Some Humans May Have
Extraterrestrial DNA
For example, your brother-in-law. |
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 Cigar-Shaped
Asteroid From Outside Solar System Now Suspected
of Being Alien Intelligence
Though sometimes a cigar-shaped asteroid is just a
cigar-shaped asteroid. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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GOP Tax Bill Allows Drilling in
Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge
Calls for Million Bear March on Washington causing alarm. |
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