| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Gary Cohn Faked Bad
Cellphone Reception to Hang Up on Trump
Then feigned coughing fit to avoid talking to Don, Jr. |
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| MEDIA |
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Koch Brothers Buy Time Inc.
Name themselves Men of the Year. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Uber Plans Robot Fleet of Volvos
To chauffeur next generation of liberals. |
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Trump Organization Cuts Ties
With Posh Trump Soho Hotel as
Brand Loses Its Luster
Only Trump supporters to walk into it either lost
or needed relief from heat. |
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 Nudist Restaurant
Opens in Paris
Great place to eat if you're in a hurry and realize
you forgot to get dressed. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Strange Asteroid
From Another Solar System Passes Through Ours
Some speculate it's a huge piece of junk and we
should ignore it. |
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 Rock Carvings
Discovered in Saudi Desert Earliest
Depiction of a Dog on a Leash
And a dad walking him. |
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 Experts: No More
Sitting Behind Wheel in Traffic for Hours After Switch to
Self-Driving Cars
Instead, we'll be sitting in back seat for hours. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Italian Doctor Reports First
Successful Head Transplant
on a Corpse
Acknowledges there's not a lot of demand. |
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