| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Boeing,
DARPA Building Hypersonic Space Plane
to Quickly Launch Satellites
For those times when you absolutely, positively
want your satellite in orbit overnight. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Numerous Incidents of
Schoolchildren Using Trump's Words
to Bully Classmates
Rising popularity of schoolyard taunts
such as “nut job,” “bad
hombre” traced directly back to Oval Office. |
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| LAW |
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Attorney General Recuses
Himself Again
From everything except dinner. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Unopened Box
of 1948 Baseball Cards Found in Attic
It's rushed to Washington to pay off national debt. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Trump's nominee for Comptroller of the Currency,
Joseph Otting, claims to be a graduate of the School of Credit and
Financial Management at Dartmouth, which does not have a school of
credit and financial management, and has no record of him attending
the college. But he: |
| A ) | Almost graduated, but was
called away before he could complete his final in Economics 101 by
an urgent family crisis. |
| B ) | Almost graduated, but
couldn't take his final in American Films of the 40's because he
had to represent the United States in an international golf
tournament in Scotland. |
| C ) | Attended two, two-week
sessions of a course in continuing education which was held at
Dartmouth, but developed such a sense of belonging and loyalty
to the college that he remembered it as graduating from the
four-year, Ivy League school. |
| Hint: Dartmouth, our Dartmouth, loyal we'll be-e-e-e . . . . |
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