| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Fans Upset
Captain America Now a Crypto-Nazi
And Wonder Woman (not shown) a man. |
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| CRIME |
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Girl Scout Leader On the Lam After
Disappearing With Thousands of Dollars
Worth of Girl Scout Cookies
Authorities say she won't get far without milk. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Trump Budget Will Cut $1.2 Billion for
After-School for 1.6 Million Children, $2.1
Billion for Teacher Training, Class-size
Reduction, $15 Million for Child Care for
Low-Income College Students, $27 Million
for Arts Education, $12 Million for Special
Olympics Education Programs
Resulting in a generation of adults as ignorant as Trump. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Mulls Changes to
Speed Up Game
Among ideas: cattle prods, free
amphetamines, spit limitations. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The President wants to slash $800
billion from Medicaid over the next 10 years in order to: |
| A ) | improve the health of
millions of poorer Americans. |
| B ) | improve the health of
middle class Americans. |
| C ) | improve the health of
all Americans. |
| D ) | improve the health of
his wealthy friends' financial portfolios. |
| Hint: notice the stock market lately? |
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| MILESTONES |
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San Francisco: Hundreds Celebrate
50th Anniversary of Summer of Love
They're bused in from Florida. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Atlanta: Robert E.
Lee Statue Removed
Current plan is to replace it with one of Paula Deen. |
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