| PEOPLE |
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 Experts Predict
Trump Will Name Roger Ailes to Head Sexual Abuse
Task Force
If past hires are any indication. |
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Joe Biden Says He Won't
Run in 2020
Despite calls from those who see him
as younger alternative to Bernie Sanders. |
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| MEDIA |
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Google's “Project Owl” Will
Attempt to Root Out Fake
News, Problematic Content
Leaving about twelve web pages. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Long Hours, Low Pay
At Chinese Factory Making
Ivanka Trump Clothing
Workers look forward to pooling their
life savings and buying a blouse. |
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 Nordstrom
Selling Fake Mud-Covered Jeans
for $425
To keep them looking like new, dry-clean
only. |
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| SCIENCE |
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UFO Sightings More Than
Tripled in Last 15 Years
Experts baffled, wonder what they see in us. |
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NASA to Let Cassini Spacecraft Plunge,
Burn Up in Saturn's Atmosphere
No Chuck Berry music on this one. |
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Study: Soil Found on Mars
Could Be Made Into Bricks,
Used for Construction
NASA told to come up with plan for 60-story
Trump Tower on sunny side of planet. |
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 Report:
More Realistic Crash-Test Dummies
Needed to Represent Heavier Drivers
Also, more distracted crash-test dummies. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Neurosurgeon Says He'll
Perform First Human Head
Transplant This Year
Looking for torso with size 17 neck. |
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