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PEOPLE
Much-Reviled Pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli Auctioning Off Chance to Punch Him in the Nose
It's all for a good cause: to punch him in the nose.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Plan Announced to Pipe Virtual Reality Concerts Into Homes
You can be immersed in a packed smelly mosh pit as Meat Loaf leaps into your arms.
 
BUSINESS
Super Rich Installing Luxurious Bunkers in Case Trump Wins
Stocked with sufficient food, wine to last four years.
Wells Fargo CEO Blasted by Lawmakers of Both Parties
After he's caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
TRAVEL
Paris Approves Proposal
For Nudist Park

Overcoming fierce opposition from Folies Bergère.
 
SCIENCE
Elon Musk Announces Plans
For Self-Sustaining City on Mars

Where billionaires can play baccarat, race Teslas, frolic with sex robots.
 
Carl Sagan's Golden Record Carried into Deep Space by Voyager to Be Released on Vinyl
Under title, "Chuck Berry in Space."
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Riding Roller Coaster Could Help Dislodge Kidney Stones
Among other things.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Congress Overwhelmingly Passes Bill
Allowing Americans to Sue Sovereign Countries

And for sovereign countries to sue Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, Harry Truman, and every member of Congress.

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