| PEOPLE |
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 Much-Reviled
Pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli Auctioning
Off Chance to Punch Him in the Nose
It's all for a good cause: to punch him in the nose. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Plan Announced to Pipe Virtual
Reality Concerts Into Homes
You can be immersed in a packed smelly mosh pit
as Meat Loaf leaps into your arms. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Super Rich Installing Luxurious
Bunkers in Case Trump Wins
Stocked with sufficient food, wine to last four years. |
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 Wells Fargo
CEO Blasted by Lawmakers of Both Parties
After he's caught with his hand in the cookie jar. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Paris Approves Proposal
For Nudist Park
Overcoming fierce opposition from Folies Bergère. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Elon Musk Announces Plans
For Self-Sustaining City on Mars
Where billionaires can play baccarat, race
Teslas, frolic with sex robots. |
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 Carl Sagan's
Golden Record Carried into Deep Space by Voyager to Be
Released on Vinyl
Under title, "Chuck Berry in Space." |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Riding Roller Coaster Could
Help Dislodge Kidney Stones
Among other things. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Congress Overwhelmingly Passes Bill
Allowing Americans to Sue Sovereign Countries
And for sovereign countries to sue Dick
Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld,
Henry Kissinger, Richard Nixon, Lyndon
Johnson, Harry Truman, and every
member of Congress. |
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