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ART
Fully Functional 18-Karat Gold Toilet Now in Use at New York's Guggenheim Museum
On loan from Mar-a-Lago.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Chinese Researchers Take Remote Control of Tesla Model S From 12 Miles Away
Elon Musk discovered in his driveway going around in circles.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
World Dog Show Scheduled
For China

Where dogs judged by look, taste.
“Open-Carry” Now Permitted in 45 States
Five states still have laws against flaunting male insecurity in public.
Republicans claim voter fraud is a big problem. Out of one billion votes cast between 2000 and 2014, how many cases of voter fraud were there?
  A ) 310,000
  B ) 31,000
  C ) 3,100
  D ) 310
  E ) 31
Hint: Republicans also claim global warming is not a problem.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Nazi Time Capsule Buried in 1934 Opened, Contents Displayed
Not shown: “Make Germany Great Again” hats.

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