| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 “Creepy
Clown” Sightings Multiply Around Country
But reports of gruesome murders are actually down. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Report: 1 in 5 Seafood Samples Labeled Incorrectly
Industry spokesman: “Those are pretty great odds you'll
get exactly what you ordered.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Mets Sign Tim Tebow to
Minor League Contract
Might bring him up in final days of
pennant race to pray for team. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Man Named
Vladimir Putin Arrested in Florida
On charges of loitering, trespassing, attempting
to manipulate outcome of a presidential election. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Hillary Clinton has expressed regret for
saying half of Trump's supporters belong
in a “basket of deplorables,” going on to
say that many are “racist, sexist, homo-phobic,
xenophobic, Islamaphobic.” The
truth is... |
| A ) | 50% of Trump supporters view African
Americans as more violent and criminal
than whites; 40% say blacks more lazy and
rude. |
| B ) | 65% believe Obama is a Muslim. |
| C ) | 50% say
undocumented immigrants more likely to commit
serious crimes than U.S. citizens. |
| D ) | 2/3 of his supporters
hold unfavorable view of American Muslims. |
| E ) | 52% still oppose allowing
LGBT Americans to marry legally. |
| F ) | All of the above. |
| Hint: Based on the survey results cited above,
Trump's basket of deplorables runneth over. |
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