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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Trump Still
Highly Popular With Rednecks
The only group he hasn't insulted, yet. |
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Clinton, Kaine Release
Tax Returns
Eyebrows raised at how much she made, and how
little he made. |
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Trump: If He Loses Election,
“It Was Rigged”
If he wins, it was “all on the up and up.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Facebook: Cat People Sadder,
Lonelier, Have Less Friends
Than Dog People
Only friend the mailman. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Rio Olympics:
Few in Attendance at Most Events
Scalpers declare bankruptcy. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In 2016, the GOP is offering which of the following
messages to voters? |
| A ) | It’s morning in America. |
| B ) | It’s afternoon in America. |
| C ) | It’s midnight in America,
and somebody is breaking into the house. |
| Hint: and he doesn’t speak English. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Key to Success of Russian
Hacking Revealed
It's a Trojan Horse buried deep inside every game of Tetris. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 China Debuts
Straddling Bus, Which Can Drive Over Cars
Or crush them, as it chooses. |
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