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TECHNOLOGY
  Juno Sends Back First Pics of Jupiter
“Nothing surprising yet,” says NASA.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Half of All Food Produce Thrown Away
More specifically: salad.
 
KIDZ KORNER
SPORTS
Olympics: IOC Providing 450,000 Condoms for 10,000 Athletes
A new record.
Forbes: Dallas Cowboys Most Valuable Sports Franchise at $4 Billion
Enough to cover concussion, medical malpractice lawsuits for next thirty years.
  Boris Johnson, the new Foreign Minister of Great Britain is not one to pull his punches. See if you can match what he said with who he said it about in the quotes below.  
  TARGET OF REMARK   REMARK  
  1.   Barack Obama   A.   A cross-eyed Texan, warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomizes the arrogance of American foreign policy.  
  2.   George Bush   B.   She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital.  
  3.   Hillary Clinton   C.   A “part-Kenyan” with an “ancestral dislike of the British Empire.”  
  4.   Donald Trump   D.   The only reason I wouldn't visit some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.  
  Answers 1-c, 2-a, 3-b, 4-d         

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