| PEOPLE |
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 Stephen
Hawking Calls Donald Trump “a
Demagogue” Appealing to “Lowest
Common Denominator”
Trump: “Hawking's a crippled loser who
can't even figure out the universe.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV Upfronts: Networks Roll Out
Remakes of Old Shows
CBS excited about live-action version
of cartoon version of “Gilligan's
Island.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Morgan Stanley Replaces “1” to “5”
Employee Ratings With Adjectives
Everything from “not productive”
to “greedy as hell.” |
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| ExxonMobil
CEO Refuses to Acknowledge Global
Warming at Shareholders Meeting |
 Says, “Just
because it's a little warm in here doesn't
prove climate change.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Drones to Begin Replacing
Some Walmart Employees
Transition to 100% employee-free Walmarts
expected by June, 2020. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Archeologists Discover 5,000-Year-Old
Recipe for Beer in China
Under international intellectual property law,
China owed a nickel a beer since 2984 B.C. |
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Universe Expanding 9% Faster
Than Previously Thought
Everyone can loosen their belt buckles another notch. |
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 Dagger
Buried With King Tut Possibly
Came From Fallen Meteorite
Raises possibility Tut some sort of
superhero sent from distant planet
with ability to draw millions of curiosity
seekers to view his mummified remains. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Despite Harsh Public Criticism, Drug
Makers Continue to Raise Prices
Public urged to “criticize more harshly.” |
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