| PEOPLE |
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 Woman Who Looks Like Ted
Cruz to Make Porn Film
Schlonged expected to open in Cleveland in
time for Republican Convention. |
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Boehner Calls Cruz “Lucifer
in the Flesh" and "Miserable
Son of a Bitch”
Cruz: “Ask him again when he sobers up.” |
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| SOCIAL MEDIA |
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New App Enables Friends
To Share To-Do Lists
Like, “Have sex with me.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Carrier Air Conditioners Moving
Production to Mexico, Will Pay
Workers $6/Hr.
To work in new unairconditioned factory. |
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 Waiting List
for London's Nude Restaurant
Reaches 30,000
Shown: people line up for grand opening. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Dinosaurs May Have Started
Disappearing Long Before
Asteroid Impact
Many in U.S. believe they started disappearing
right around the time of the Flintstones. |
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Theory: Giant Space Umbrella
Could Stop Global Warming
It's worth a try, say umbrella manufacturers. |
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Elon Musk's SpaceX Plans
Trip to Mars By 2018
In hopes of reaching Red Planet before Richard
Branson, Jeff Bezos. |
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 Large Hadron Collider
Shuts Down After Weasel Chews Though Cable
Weasel hurled into fourth dimension. |
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| POLL |
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One in Four Young People
In UK Would Date a Robot
If It Looked Human
But would object to their robot dating other robots. |
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