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Luxurious Tetrahedron Super Yacht Launches
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World Happiness Report
Ranks U.S. 13th
Rankings based solely on Internet speed. |
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MLB Spring Training Report: All
30 Teams Expect to Win it All
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Next Big Thing: Flying Drone Billboards
Followed by: mass suicide. |
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Armed
with Twitter, presidential candidate Donald Trump has hurled his invectives far and wide.
Try to match these notable Trump insults with their targets. |
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A. Ted Cruz |
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1. "pure scum" |
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B. Hillary Clinton |
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2. "lies like a dog" |
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C. John Kasich |
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3. "dummy, total dud" |
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D. Bernie Sanders |
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4. "wacko" |
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E. Barack Obama |
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5. "totally currupt" |
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F. Angela Merkel |
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6. "totally incompetent" |
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G. The New York Times |
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7. "ruining Germany" |
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H. Politico |
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8. "worst President in U.S. history" |
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I. Mexico |
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9. "dopes" |
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ANSWERS:
A-2, B-6, C-3, D-4, E-8, F-7, G-9,H-1, I-5 |
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