| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Trump Says
He'll Ask Bill Gates About “Closing Up
the Internet”
But to allow his tweets through. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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As of 2019, Cars Will Be Rated
for Crash Avoidance Technology
But not for regulations avoidance technology. |
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| EDUCATION |
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 Justice
Scalia: Affirmative Action
Puts Blacks in Schools Too Hard
for Them
Cites University of Kentucky, where
every year five black students leave
after just a few semesters with no
degree, no prospect of employment
outside of professional basketball. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Recommends Nets to
Protect Field-Level Fans
From Foul Balls
And saliva. |
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| FACTOID |
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Americans Spend an Average
Of $830 on Christmas Presents
None of which will ever be worn, used,
played with or eaten. |
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| TRENDS |
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 Latest Craze:
Glitter Beards
It's not expected to last too long. |
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| ART |
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French Scientist Finds Hidden
Portrait Under Mona Lisa
Actually, it's just a bunch of numbers and dots. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Bad News:
Beijing Has First “Red Alert” Due
to Smog
Good news: seen as answer to overpopulation
problem. |
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