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OBAMA JOINS FACEBOOK
Needed something to do with his time. |
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Bill to Track Internet Users' Site
Visits Sparks Outrage in Britain
Concerns wildly exaggerated, says
Ministry of Truth. |
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| LEXICOGRAPHY |
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Dictionary.com Adds 150 New
Words, Including “On Fleek,”
“Mx.” and “Drunk Text”
So if you drunk text “on fleek” to a
person who doesn't want to be
identified by gender, that still doesn't
explain what the hell “on fleek” means. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Sea World to
Phase Out Killer Whale Shows
Shamu will be given a desk job. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Carson, Trump Overshadowed
By Other Candidates in Second
GOP Debate
Especially the little guy, what's-his-name. |
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New York State Declares Fantasy
Sports Illegal Gambling, Not
Games of Skill
Thousands of players whose teams are doing
well protest. |
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| REMINDER |
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Always read the ingredients
before you purchase snake oil. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Jeb Launches
New Slogan, Campaign Tour
Hopes “George's Smarter Brother”
resonates with voters. |
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 Rubio: We
Need More Welders, Fewer
Philosophers
Put down that Aristotle and pick
up a blowtorch. |
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 Trump Says He'll Form a
“Deportation Force”
Will hire men who need work, like
those who hang around Home Depot
parking lots. |
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