| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 It's Not the World's Biggest Person,
But the World's Tiniest Drone!
This little marvel is perfect if you like to
snoop around the neigborhood but your
current drone can only hover outside. Now
you can slip inside the smallest openings
and broadcast to the world live high-def
video of bath night at the Mahoneys.
$29.95, or 6 for $150, at Big Brother & Beyond. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Peeple, New Yelp-Like App for
Rating Other People Causing Uproar
Most shocked to learn they're only a three. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Data Overload Stressing Us Out
According to reams of data. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope to Allow Catholics Who
Have Had Abortions Into
Heaven Starting Dec. 8
Until then, they can remain in Hell or wait in
Limbo. |
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| In announcing that he will resign
as Speaker of the House, John Boehner used words that shocked
other members of his party. They were: |
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Socialism. |
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Affordable care. |
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Undocumented workers. |
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D ) |
Compromise. |
| Hint: as Barry Goldwater
said, “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.” |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: September First Month in
Over 6 Years No Players Arrested
And only three owners. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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600-Foot-High Glass-Bottomed
Suspension Bridge Opens in China
Bridge desperately needed so acrophobia
sufferers can get to hospital on other side
of deep gorge. |
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