| PEOPLE |
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 Trump: I'd
Pick Sarah Palin for My Administration
She'd be a “great” receptionist. |
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| INTERNET |
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Report: People Have Stopped
Using “LOL”in Their Online
Correspondence
Replaced it with “Cease and Desist.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Napa Valley Wine Train Apologizes
to Black Women Kicked Off for
“Disturbing Other Passengers”
Now says it was because they were
“drinking Merlot.” |
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GM, in Tough Contract Talks, Threatens
UAW With Importing Buicks Made in China
UAW threatens GM with overthrow of
government, nationalization of auto
industry, reeducation of GM's execs. |
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FDA Warns Tobacco Companies Over
Claims Their Cigarettes Are
“Additive-Free,” and “Natural”
Also that “9 out of 10 doctors” recommend
them. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Consumer Reports: Every
Sample of Tested Ground Beef
Contained Fecal Matter
Conclusion: never, ever, order a
burger at the Consumer Reports cafeteria. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Only 35% of Published Studies
Deemed Credible
Says study. |
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 12,000 Wait in
Long Lines at Denver Botanic Gardens
to Smell Blooming Corpse Flower
Because the morgue was closed. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Osaka Study: Watching 5 Hours
Of TV a Day Could Kill You
Findings to be laid out in a six-hour
documentary on PBS this fall. |
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New Finding: You Don't Have to Drink Eight
Glasses of Water a Day
Another new finding: you don't have to believe
everything you hear. |
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