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MISCELLANEOUS
Highly Reflective “Death Ray” Skyscraper in London Causing Cars to Melt
Fortunately, sun rarely comes out in London.
After Outcry, India Lifts
Ban on Porn Sites

Kamasutra.com back in business.
 
POLL
Eleanor Roosevelt Beats Out Harriet Tubman, Sacagawea as Choice for $10 Bill
Kardashians come in 4th, 5th, 6th.
 
SPORTS
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Update Widely Criticized “Women's Movement” Campaign
Replaces patronizing language, recipes, clothing guide with self-defense advice and names of lawyers who specialize in domestic violence cases.
NEW PRODUCTS
These Jeans Can Charge Your iPhone!
And change your life, assuming you don't have one because you're chained to your phone 24/7 and need it running full time just to satisfy an unending thirst for superficial information. $180, at Butt Simple.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Lexus Unveils First Hoverboard
Aimed at those who thought the Segway was going to revolutionize civilization.
IBM Claims Watson Supercomputer Can Gauge Your Personality With 100-Word Writing Sample
Found Hemingway suicidal.
 
TRAVEL
Airbus's Proposed Hypersonic Concorde Will Fly From London to New York in 1 Hour
Frequent fliers would accrue valuable miles and get younger in the process.

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