| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 This Thing Gives
You a Relaxing Buzz All Day Long!
You stick it to your forehead and it delivers
“transdermal electrical neuromodulation,”
or tiny shocks (if you're a lawyer), while you go about
your daily business, which soon becomes explaining
that you're not wounded, or coming off drugs. $300,
at Snake Oil for Less. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Security Experts: It's Easy to Hack
Into Cars, Control Lights, Brakes,
Steering, Acceleration
And, worst of all, the radio. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Proximity to More Trees
Results in Better Health
Explains why Sasquatch appears so fit. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Pete Rose Still No Closer to
Baseball's Hall of Fame
His past gambling doesn't sit well
with game's biggest sponsors, like
gambling site DraftKings.com. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Locations of counties with most Cracker Barrel franchises in U.S. |
| B ) | Locations of counties with worst public schools in U.S. |
| C ) | Locations of rallies for Confederate flag in U.S. |
| Hint: Oh, I wish I was in Dixie. |
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| POLL |
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Gallup Poll: More Than Four in Ten
Americans Say They've Tried Marijuana
Duh Poll: more than nine in ten
Americans have tried marijuana. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Winners of Hemingway
Look-Alike Contest
Not shown: winners of Faulkner look-alike contest. |
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