| ART |
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 Rembrandt Indeed
a Rembrandt, Say Experts
Or possibly a Van Gogh. |
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 Hedge Fund
Billionaire Revealed as Buyer of Giacometti
Figure for $141 Million
He'd filed it under “incidentals” on his taxes. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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U.S. Paid Suspected Nazis
$20 Million in Social Security
As compensation for putting our men on
the moon. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New York: Virtual
Reality Headsets Begin Appearing on Buses, Subways
Many view it as a revolutionary breakthrough
for pickpockets. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The top 25 hedge fund managers in the U.S.: |
| A ) | Are all really fine fellows. |
| B ) | Must be some kind of geniuses. |
| C ) | Are really good guessers. |
| D ) | Make more than all U.S. kindergarten teachers combined. |
| Hint: But what would we do without hedge fund managers? |
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| POLL |
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79% Say It's Easier to Fall Out of
Middle Class Than Rise Up to It
99% say it's easier to be born into
upper class than rise up to it. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Police Change Stance on
Unarmed Black Men
Begin going after unarmed black women. |
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