| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Orders Being Taken for $30,000
Diamond- Encrusted Apple Watch
Although you may want to wait until
version 2.0, which will have a faster
processor for gaming. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: The More Hot Sauce Men
Use the Higher Their Testosterone
Alternate conclusion: men with more
testosterone use more hot sauce. |
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| SPORTS |
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Statistics Taking Over
Professional Sports
43.2% more fans rely on them. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Robot Flies to
Germany as Airline Passenger
Complains of delays, inadequate legroom,
rude service; will return by ship. |
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| “If you’ve done something
for fifty years and nothing’s changed, you should try something
different if you want a different outcome.” Who said this? |
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A ) |
John Kerry |
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B ) |
Marco Rubio |
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C ) |
The Washington Post |
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D ) |
Pope Francis |
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E ) |
Raul Castro |
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F ) |
Forrest Gump |
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G ) |
Obama's Therapist |
| Hint: It's the
person who always asks, “And how does that
make you feel?” |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Kim Jong Un Surrounded by
An Adoring Crowd
Everyone hoping to get close enough
to grab a piece of his sandwich. |
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