PEOPLE |
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Cheney
Says Torturers “Should Be
Decorated, Not Criticized”
Proposes Bronze Star for Outstanding
Courage by torturer. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Women Divide Men Up Into
Three Types
Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Rare Apple
1 That Steve Jobs Programmed Sells
at Auction for $365,000
Buyer says he has “a lot of upgrading
to do.” |
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SPORTS |
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Football's Popularity Declines Among
More Educated, More Liberal
Still popular with dumb conservatives. |
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ART |
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Photograph
Sells for Record $6.5 Million
Each digital copy of photo (right) also
worth $6.5 million. |
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FEATURE |
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Before leaving for the Christmas
holidays, Congress snuck a last-minute law into the
bill funding the government which provides relief for : |
A ) | The nation's homeless. |
B ) | The nation's sick and elderly. |
C ) | Families torn apart by deportations. |
D ) | Unarmed minority men shot by armed police officers. |
E ) | The nation's biggest banks. |
Hint: rhymes with thanks. |
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TRAVEL |
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Study Declares Most Annoying Airline
Passenger: Rear Seat Kicker
Edging out health workers with Ebola,
crying babies, shoe and underwear bombers. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Navy's Robotic
Spy Fish Could Be Operational Soon
Look for it next time you order sushi. |
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