MEDIA |
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Netropolitan,
Social Network for Wealthy, Debuts
If you ask how much it costs, you can't join. |
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BUSINESS |
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China Fines GlaxoSmithKline
$492 Million in Bribery Case
Bribes not big enough. |
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J. Crew Offers New Size for
Women With 23-Inch Waists
And no interest in breathing. |
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Angry London Mom Returns Barbie
That Says “What the Fuck”
Everywhere else, Potty Mouth Barbie selling
like hotcakes. |
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People Begin
Forming Lines for Apple's Next Product
“Whatever it is,” says one. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study Shows
Liberals, Conservatives, Smell Different, Each
Prefers Same-Smelling Partner for Sex, Romance
Lone exception: James Carville, Mary Matalin. |
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Stephen Hawking Says Higgs-Boson
Particle Could Cause Space-Time to
Collapse
Other than that, no cause for alarm. |
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DARPA Testing Plane With Star
Wars-Like Laser Cannon
Cannon works great acccording to
observers, but “sound effects suck.” |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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August the Hottest Month
On Record
April still the cruelest month. |
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