| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Capable of Handling Unfamiliar
Objects Demonstrated for First Time
Still having difficulty distinguishing between
fine china and a frisbee. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Olive Garden Offers, for $100,
Unlimited Pasta, Breadsticks,
Coke for 7 Weeks
Or as long as you live. |
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| EDUCATION |
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L.A. Times Corrects Report That Number
of College-Educated People Increased 68%
From 2006 to 2012, When Increase Was
In Fact Only 33%
We’re even less well-educated than we
previously imagined we were. |
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| AUTOS |
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 GM to Introduce Hands-Free,
Foot-Free Cadillac in 2017
Will be sold first in Miami Beach, where
many drivers can't reach steering
wheel or foot pedals. |
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| If Scotland votes for independence, the United Kingdom will be renamed: |
| A ) | The country formerly
known as “the United Kingdom” |
| B ) | The Divided Kingdom |
| C ) | Ye Olde Kingdom |
| D ) | Ye New and Improved Kingdom |
| E ) | England and So Much More |
| E ) | England and Friends |
| (Hint: the question will have to be settled by war.) |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Brain Trauma Will Affect
1 in 3 Players in Their Lifetime
Remember that when drafting your fantasy team. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Former Presidents
Have a Good Laugh at Conference
Each receives $250,000 for his appearance. |
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