| PEOPLE |
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 Man in
Horse Head Shakes Obama's Hand
Other end of horse says
he should be impeached. |
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| MEDIA |
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U.S. Drops to 46th in World Press
Freedom Index
You may have read about this in Romania,
which placed 45th. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Upscale Cupcake Chain
Shutters All Stores
Business suffered from loss of half
their customers to cardiac arrest. |
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Wall Street Journal Report: Manipulative
Narcissistic People Succeed in Workplace
Arrogant bullies do well, too. |
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 Wal-Mart Very Sorry for Selling Nazi
“Work Makes You Free” Poster
But the lampshades are still selling well. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Scientists Baffled by Ancient
Rings, Other Geometric Shapes
in Amazon Rainforest
Experts think they're proof of
pre-Columbian wise guys. |
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 Fossil of Largest Flying
Bird Found in South Carolina
Using DNA, scientists hope to clone it and
scare the bejeezus out of people. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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CDC Closes Labs After Losing
Track of Bird Flu, Anthrax
Labs: “They're probably around
here someplace.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Our report about renewed violence
between Israelis and Palestinians was in fact the same
report we published last year and the year before that and
the twelve years before that. No apology is warranted. |
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